Shopping Around

IsaacJackpotNewton   January 29, 2016   Comments Off on Shopping Around

Can you believe this weekend marks my having left Chicago 90 days ago? Seems longer, seems shorter; one thing is certain, no shortage of philosophizing or taking advantage of the laws in my new state.

There are a lot of options for herbs here – I already like some places more than others and I love discovering new dispensaries, strains and ways to get high. For your trips, for your friends’ trips, for your reading and viewing pleasure, here’s a glimpse into my legal life of shopping for pot. Before you visit here’s a breakdown of Amendment 64.

Oddly enough, going into a shop and buying pot made me anxious – I stuck to the same spot and wouldn’t go to new places without a buddy. Ha – that lasted a couple weeks, and while I am still a little nervy, everyone is so cool and helpful it’s quickly becoming my new favorite errand.

ID – check! Cash – check! Let’s go buy some pot at a store.

MY FIRST FAVORITE SHOP: The Health Center This shop reminds me of a tiny cottage – very cute, small, friendly staff. Overall, awesome. Parking and packaging are not my favs, but hey, at least there’s parking!


Packages are little foil/plastic sealed bags. You do need a child proof take out bag at THC and you can buy one there for cheap.


The loyalty program – 5 visits you get a free gram!


This! Space Cream is a knocker-outer for me, delicious though. When I need that one-hit-wonder…Space Cream!


Best of the best – flavors and feels. It’s a 50mg package for usually $18-22 and I prefer to snack it 5mgs at a time. Yum!


MY New-Ol’ STANDBY! Sunshine Daydream (1 or 2) had me rockin’ around the Christmas tree all December long. SO good!


Love this guy – THC is good for the gram, but other shops have big buds of her. Nom nom nom.


Typical shopping trip.

THE BEST BUDS: Lightshade

Lightshade on Holly popped on my radar – was a touch further from my place than I like to travel, but so worth it!

Being a bit of a web-ho marketing magnet, I fell in love with the UX on their site and their social presence. They lived up to their online content with a cool spot, super-sweet staff and baller selection of concentrates. Yup, you heard me right – I’m loving that wax! Lightshade is also one of the only spots where you can use a CC.

Blue Dream Wax Lightshade

This is a gram of Blue Dream wax. It is delicious, nutritious, and full of creative and napping power! A gram lasts me about 2 weeks, more to come on concentrates in a future post.


Meet Juicy Fruit – she is beautiful and tastes like 8th grade. We had fun!

THE PRICE IS RIGHT: Good Chemistry

$30 1/8ths every day. Which is surprising because the feel at Good Chemistry is quite boutiquey. The ads alone are Vouge style – look at that sexy photography below! The menu is split up by ‘amplify,’ ‘relax,’ ‘relieve,’ and ‘sleep’ – people there are cool, they love talking about weed and are sure to find you the best buzz for your stoney times.


ooooo a label, sorry I missed the opp to take a pic of Alien Dawg in a beautiful buddy form, next time!


I go to the Colfax location, which does not look like this ad, but you get what I mean when I say ’boutique-y.’


Insert in the free paper, hahaha – CannaPorn.

Are you ready to visit now? Heard of a place you think I should check out? Let’s philosophize about it!

Have a great weekend loves!


About IsaacJackpotNewton

Born in the swamps of Tennesse, "Jackpot" grew up wild as a mud rabbit on meth. A professional gambler at the age of nine, she carved a swath of larceny, indecency and mayhem across the Southwest that resulted in the shocking resignations of three United States congressmen and the enactment of no less than five laws. And yet despite these repercussions she has never been charged with a crime. She remains at large and "in business".